Acqua di Parma Colonia

“I like this one! 1: Mancera Red Tobacco, preferably sprayed on right before I enter the restaurant so that she would get immediately displeased by the smell. I need to show her that I still hate her. But when it dries down and gets pleasant, that’s when I try to swindle her and get my money back, *hopefully*. 2: Nishane WŪLÓNG CHÁ. I actually don’t like coffee but I find tea *tolerable*, and the tea scent on this one is actually so pleasant. That in combo with the citrus to signal how joyful I get every time I see them. 3: Prada L’Homme. I’d rather not risk it because even though it’s a perfume-accepting workplace, my boss might just be an asshole and I don’t wanna upset him! Unless he hates iris, but that’s his own personal problem. 4: ELDO Jasmin et Cigarette. Makes you smell like an avid chain smoker who hasn’t cleansed their face in days and have been reusing the same, smoke-filled clothes from the week prior. And yet the florals of the fragrance make it appear clean, but I doubt a creep would want to stay around for that other side of the coin. 5: If it’s an outdoor rave/concert, and especially in daylight, I’m gonna go with Acqua di Parma Bergamotto di Calabria. I need people to know that my mustiness at least comes with some fresh citrus. Plus this fragrance doesn’t last at all so I’ll carry a travel spray and make myself more and more unpleasant to be around in as I keep spraying nonstop.”